Funny Jokes For Kids
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Yueke
Wed, May 15, 2024
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With our selection of humorous jokes for kids, be ready for an entertaining journey! The universal language of laughter is humor, and these jokes are designed specifically to make kids laugh. This age-appropriate humor collection, including hilarious riddles and amusing puns, is sure to keep kids delighted and giggling nonstop.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they are habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!
Why did an old man fall into a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical!
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them looks to the other and says, “Phew, it’s getting hot in here!” The other looks back and says, “Ack! A talking muffin!”
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy; the other is a little lighter!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they are habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!
Why did an old man fall into a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical!
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them looks to the other and says, “Phew, it’s getting hot in here!” The other looks back and says, “Ack! A talking muffin!”
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy; the other is a little lighter!
Walmart said Tuesday it is eliminating several hundred corporate jobs and will relocate most of its remaining remote office staff to its Bentonville, Arkansas, headquarters.
Walmart confirmed the move in a memo sent by Donna Morris, its chief people officer, to employees on Tuesday and obtained by CNN.
Morris, in the memo, said the decision to relocate employees and ask other remote staff to come back into the office was made to facilitate better collaboration, innovation “and move even faster.”
“We also believe it helps strengthen our culture as well as grow and develop our associates,” she said in the memo.
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The relocation will impact the majority of workers in Walmart’s Dallas, Atlanta and Toronto offices. While most relocations will be to its Bentonville headquarters, some workers will be relocated to Walmart offices in the San Francisco Bay Area or to Hoboken, New Jersey, and the New York area.
“In addition, some parts of our business have made changes that will result in a reduction of several hundred campus roles,” Morris said in the memo. “While the overall numbers are small in percentage, we are focused on supporting each of our associates affected by these changes.”
Walmart is expected to report its latest quarterly earnings on Thursday. The latest round of layoffs at the world’s largest retailer comes close on the heels of Walmart’s announcement last month that it was exiting its virtual healthcare services and was shuttering all 51 of its healthcare centers in six states.
Also last month, the discount giant’s shoppers learned they could be entitled to as much as $500 as part of a class-action lawsuit settlement by the retailer over allegations that it overcharged customers for certain products.
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