With our carefully curated collection of humorous jokes for teens, get ready for an adventure filled with laughter! Teenage years can be full of ups and downs, as we all know, but a good chuckle can often be the best medicine. As we begin our exploration of a collection of hilarious jokes that will have teenagers in stitches, get ready to giggle, snicker, and guffaw!
Why do rappers need umbrellas?
Fo’ drizzle.
How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
Feyoncè.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
If your teen actually enjoys math, then try one of these math puns that will make homework a little more bearable.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive. Sorry.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties!
What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch!
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do pre-teen ducks hate?
Voice quacks.
What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
Hit me baby one more time.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.
Have you heard where the word “studying” came from?
Students-dying
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer?
You look at the second page of Google search results.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent pee.
Teacher: Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?
Because they keep breaking out!

Unleash your inner ridiculousness with these dumb and funny jokes that will make everyone laugh.
What is 47 + 11 + 82 + 161 + 99 + 5?
A headache.
Why can’t a T-rex clap their hands?
Because they’re extinct.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Then it hit me.
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.
What do you get when you mix sulfer, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG.
My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.”
But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What do you call hiking U.S. college students?
The walking debt.